How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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