We won't sleep together?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize
