Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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