I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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