Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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