Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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