Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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