I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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