i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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