Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Mom said you looked used
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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