It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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