next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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