So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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