the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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