Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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