Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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