READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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