what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
sex in a hospital.. check
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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