I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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