just come out here and I will go home with you...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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