Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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