is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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