Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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