i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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