Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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