You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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