Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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