Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
