On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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