so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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