Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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