pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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