the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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