Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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