You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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