the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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