She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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