so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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