that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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