it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
smell my finger.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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