In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
