he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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