Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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