I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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