hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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