Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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