Grow some girl-balls and come out already
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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