What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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