kristin has been a bad kristin
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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