what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This is classic penis vs brain.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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