White coat. Heels.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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