i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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