question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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