brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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