My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
True strength comes from lack of pants
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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